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Version 2.1 - March 21, 1994
OK, if you're new to ASCII art, you might want to check out some of these
goodies. If you're an ASCII art expert, there are some sigs you may have not
seen. And if you've seen them all, then pass it along.
Enjoy!
Scarecrow
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I added the computer and words to a pic someone posted.
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_( _)_ / I know Beethoven was great, \
( _) ( ) _____ | but do you have to say it |
(_) (_) @@@@@@@ | every day on rec.music.classical? |
__/ . | @@@ .|_ \ __________________________________/
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|*****|__ |____________| \ | / \## __--"""i i""""""""""i
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[I took the liberty of changing the word 'computer' to 'monitor'.]
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bug bug bug/w dead bug blind bug after
winking hangover bug sleeping bug seeing a
female
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+-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
| ============================= |
V V
+----------+ +---------+ +---------+
| Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you |
| mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess |
| with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it |
+----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+
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| | HIDE | V V
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| | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
| | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+
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This is a small sampling of smilies.
:-) basic smiley
,-) winking happy smiley
;-( crying smiley
O:-) angel smiley
:-? smiley smokes a pipe
:-}X bow tie-wearing smiley
:-{ mustache
:=) orangutan smiley
@:-} smiley just back from the hairdresser
C=:-) chef smiley
X:-) little kid with a propeller beanie
[:-) smiley wearing a walkman
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
:----} you lie like pinnochio
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Here are a few of the Cunning Pikes.
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-O_O- Cunning Pike
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-O_O- King Cunning Pike
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-O_O- Queen Cunning Pike
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-O_-- Cunning Pike Winking
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- -_- - Cunning Pike Sleeping
( )
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} { }
{{ }_O- Cunning Pike Hiding Behind Weeds
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-O O- Shocked Cunning Pike
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-O_O- Cunning Pike With Necklace
\o/
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--(O)-- Cunning Cyclops Pike ( Or Nuclear Sub MK2 )
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-@_@- Cunning Pike Having Seen Nuclear Sub
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-X X- Cunning Pike Having Taken Something Illegal
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-( -( -O_O- )- )- Vibrating Cunning Pike
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-O_O-
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-O_O- -O_O- Synchronised Swimming Pikes
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-O_O-
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-O_q- Cunning Pike With Monacle
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-- -O_O- Cunning Pike On Skateboard
-- ==========
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| -O_O- | Limbo Dancing Cunning Pike
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|-O_O-| | |
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|-O_O-| Acrobatic Cunning Pikes
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^ ^ Cunning Pike On Stilts
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____ ___________
| * | Pikes R |
-O_O--- | Cunning ! |
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|___________|
| | |
-(|)- -(|)- -(|)- A School Of Cunning Pikes
_ _ _ _
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-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O- Cunning Pike Wallpaper
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-0_0-7 James Pond (The Pike Who Loved Me)
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| |_______________|/ Cunning Pike Pole Vaulting
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And a few more smilies.
(-: User is left handed
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
:-{} User wears lipstick
{:-) User wears a toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-* User just ate something sour
:-)~ User drools
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-C User is really bummed
:-/ User is skeptical
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
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(oo)
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This next one shows a guy talking to St Peter.
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! oo ! ! !
\__/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_/
\ Aaron R. Revell \
\ arrevell_mailbox_syr_edu \
\ \
\ "The ideas expressed \
\ above are mine, and \
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Murray Hunter E-mail: mhunter_cc_umanitoba_ca voice-mail: 474-9258
Computer Services Network Technician and Computer Science III student
"I'm using a ram disk with my virtual memory, isn't technology wonderful!"
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Hope you got a laugh. That's all for now. If you are interested in ASCII
art, you can get a copy of my Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive by ftping to
ftp.mcs.com and cd mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art. The file is called
Scarecrows.aa in Jorn's folder.
And if nothing has made you laugh so far, here's an extra or two, a couple
of my sigs.
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/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \ "Hey Rocky!
| _|@ @ __ | Watch me pull some intelligence
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__/ _/ "But that trick never works."
/) (o _/ "This time for sure."
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boba_gagme_wwa_com \ "The Internet is like a hurricane. One is a big
\ \ \ \ \ \ \\\\ bag of wind, and the other's a weather phenomenon.
\ \ \ \ \ \ \\\\ But I post anyway since they took away my crayons."
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The Scarecrow's Funnies
This format and compilation as a whole is copyrighted by Glen Robbins.
c1994 Glen Robbins
This archive may be read and distributed non-commercially at no charge.
The art is generally considered public domain, so use it as you want.
I will immediately remove any art that a copyright holder asks be removed.
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