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                              boba_gagme_wwa_com
                        Version 2.1  -  March 21, 1994




   OK, if you're new to ASCII art, you might want to check out some of these
goodies. If you're an ASCII art expert, there are some sigs you may have not
seen.  And if you've seen them all, then pass it along.

   Enjoy!

Scarecrow

______________________________________________________________________________


   I added the computer and words to a pic someone posted.

         __                        ___________________________________
       _( _)_                     /    I know Beethoven was great,    \
      ( _) ( )            _____  |      but do you have to say it      |
     (_)    (_)          @@@@@@@ |  every day on rec.music.classical?  |
   __/     . |          @@@  .|_  \ __________________________________/
 /    \  --\_) _________@@(    _) |/                  | |         |
|   /\  \__/)-/_______(@@@@__-/                       | |        |'
|--|**|\__ --|        (___)   \___ /\  ##             !_!-v----v-"
|*****|__ |____________| \    |  /    \##    __--"""i i""""""""""i
 \*(#####)  ||      ||    \___|____/\__##   !_______! !__________!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""


[I took the liberty of changing the word 'computer' to 'monitor'.]
              _    _ _  ___          ___.    . ___. .   .
              |\  /| \   |        | /   |    |  __| |___|
              | \/ |     |        | \___|    |    | |   |
              |    |    _|_       .     | ___| ___| |   |

                 __  ___.  ___.  ___.    _     ___. _____
                /  |  __| /   | /   |   / \   /   |   |
               |   |    | \___| \___|  /___\  \___|   |
                \__| ___|     |     | /     \  /  |   |

                ___. .    .   ___   .   .      .   . ___
               /   | |    |  /   \   \ /       |  /|  |
               \___| |    | |     |   \        | / |  |
                /  |  \__/   \___/     \       |/  | _|_

             ___.   ___  _____ _____  .   .   ___   _    _
            /   |  /   \   |     |    |  /|  /   \  |\  /|
            \___| |     |  |     |    | / | |     | | \/ |
             /  |  \___/   |   __|__  |/  |  \___/  |    |




 \__/      \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/       \__/
 (oo)      (o-)       (@@)       (xx)       (--)       (  )       (OO)
//||\\    //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\     //||\\
 bug       bug        bug/w      dead       bug       blind     bug after
         winking    hangover     bug      sleeping     bug      seeing a
                                                                 female
                                                                  bug




      ___ ___  ___  ___ _    ___ __  __   ___  ___  _ __   _____ _  _  ___
     | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) |  | __|  \/  | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __|
     |  _/   / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ |
     |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_|  |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___|
                         ___ ___  ___   ___ ___ ___ ___
                        | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
                        |  _/   / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
                        |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/


                    YES   =============================   NO
             +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
             |            =============================            |
             V                                                     V
        +----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
        |   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
        |   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
        | with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
        +----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
             |       V        | YES                                |  NO
             |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
             |    | HIDE |                V                        V
             |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
             |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
             |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
             |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
             |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
             |       |       |             |                       |
             |       |       |             V                       V
             |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
             |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
             |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |                     |  YES                  |
             |       |                     v                       |
             |       |      ============================           |
             |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
             +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
                            ============================



   This is a small sampling of smilies.

  :-)      basic smiley

  ,-)      winking happy smiley

  ;-(      crying smiley

  O:-)     angel smiley

  :-?      smiley smokes a pipe

  :-}X     bow tie-wearing smiley

  :-{      mustache

  :=)      orangutan smiley

  @:-}     smiley just back from the hairdresser

  C=:-)    chef smiley

  X:-)     little kid with a propeller beanie

  [:-)     smiley wearing a walkman

  8(:-)    Mickey Mouse

  :----}   you lie like pinnochio



   From our investigative news team ...
-TOP SECRET- photo of VMS operating system!   _o######ooooooo-_
                                            o#####o_o#####~~~~~~
                                           ################o__o
                                         _o###########~~~~~###~
                                       o##############
                                    _o###############~
                                  _o#########~ooo~##~
                               _o############# ##o::___
                            _o#################oo:~~~~~
                         _o#####################~
                       _####~_oooooooo:~~######~
                     _##### o###########_:~##~
                    o#####_##################
                   _#######_~#################_
                   ##########o:~###############o
                 _##############o~##############_
               o#############~~     ~~~~~~~######_
           __o##########~::o_             o#######
      _oo##########~~::o#####            o###########o___
  o##########~~~~    ~~~##########       ~~~~#############o
 #####~~~~~~                ~~~



   And now a word from out sponsor ...

              "Here at First National, you're
               not just a number - you're two
               numbers, a dash, three more
               numbers, another dash and
               another number."

   And now the thought for the day ...

   A rose by any other name would likely be
   "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation." (Robert Bullock)

   And now back to our show



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   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



   Here are a few of the Cunning Pikes.

  |
-O_O-  Cunning Pike


  W
-O_O-  King Cunning Pike


  +
-O_O-  Queen Cunning Pike


  |
-O_--  Cunning Pike Winking


   |
- -_- -  Cunning Pike Sleeping


 (  )
--OO-- Cow Trying To Be A Cunning Pike


} { }
{{ }_O- Cunning Pike Hiding Behind Weeds
 }{
 {


  |
-O O-  Shocked Cunning Pike
  o


  |
-O_O-     Cunning Pike With Necklace
 \o/


   |
--(O)--    Cunning Cyclops Pike ( Or Nuclear Sub MK2 )


  |
-@_@-     Cunning Pike Having Seen Nuclear Sub


  |
-X X-     Cunning Pike Having Taken Something Illegal
  ~


  |  |   |   |  |
-( -(  -O_O-  )- )- Vibrating Cunning Pike


      |
    -O_O-
  |       |
-O_O-   -O_O-  Synchronised Swimming Pikes
      |
    -O_O-


  |
-O_q-      Cunning Pike With Monacle


 --      |
  --   -O_O-       Cunning Pike On Skateboard
--   ==========
      O      O


____|____
| -O_O- |    Limbo Dancing Cunning Pike


__________________
|     |    |     |
|     |    |     |
|  |  |    |     |
|-O_O-|    |     |
           |     |
           |  |  |
           |-O_O-|   Acrobatic Cunning Pikes


  |
-O_O-
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 ^ ^                Cunning Pike On Stilts


       --------------|
    |   |            |
                     |
    |   |            |
      |              |
    -O_O-            |
                     |
                     |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--- Cunning Pike Doing The High Dive


     ____     ___________
      |  *   |  Pikes R  |
    -O_O---  | Cunning ! |
             |___________|
             |___________|
   |     |     |
 -(|)- -(|)- -(|)-       A School Of Cunning Pikes


  _   _   _   _
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-
-O_O-O_O-O_O-O_O-        Cunning Pike Wallpaper


  |
-0_0-7               James Pond (The Pike Who Loved Me)


         /|
  |     | |
-O_O-|  | |
     |  | |
     |  | |
     |  | |_______________
     |  |_/_____________/ |
     |  |_______________|/  Cunning Pike Pole Vaulting


  |
  |
  |
  |
\ | /
-O_O-
/ | \                        Cunning Pike Disguised As Spider



                                                       ..       :
                    .                  .               .   .  .
      .           .                .               .. .  .  *
             *          .                    ..        .
                           .             .     . :  .   .    .  .
            .                         .   .  .  .   .
                                         . .  *:. . .
.                                 .  .   . .. .         .
                         .     . .  . ...    .    .
       .              .  .  . .    . .  . .
                        .    .     . ...   ..   .       .               .
                 .  .    . *.   . .
    .                   :.  .           .
                 .   .    .    .
             .  .  .    ./|\
            .  .. :.    . |             .               .
     .   ... .            |
 .    :.  . .   *.        |     .               .
   .  *.             You are here.
 . .    .               .             *.                         .



   And a few more smilies.

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-*   User just ate something sour

:-)~  User drools

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

:-/   User is skeptical

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat


              ##### | #####
             # _ _ #|# _ _ #
             #      |      #
       |       ############
                   # #
|                  # #
                  #   #
       |     |    #   #      |        |
|  |             #     #               |
       | |   |   # .-. #         |
                 #( O )#    |    |     |
|  ################. .###############  |
 ##  _ _|____|     ###     |_ __| _  ##
#  |                                |  #
#  |    |    |    |   |    |    |   |  #
 ######################################
                 #     #
                  #####
             OOOOOOO|OOOOOOO   "I think you have to push the stick foward."
                    U



Well...    !!!!!!      !!    !!    !!     !!    !!
           !!    !!    !!    !!    !!     !!    !!
           ::    ::    ::    ::    :::::::::    ::
           ::    ::    ::    ::    ::     ::    ::
           ..    ..    ..    ..    ..     ..
           ......        ....      ..     ..    ..



   This is just a few examples of the popular cow series.

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
     Cow


         O__O                             \_|_/
         (oo)                             (oo)
  /-------\/                       /-------\/
 / |     ||                       / |     ||
*  ||----||                      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
Cow at Disneyland       Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty


                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)
            ~~~~ /-------\/
         ~~~~~  / |     ||
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)


    *
     \
  \
  |\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
 \||\ \\/
  ~~ \||
   \\ ||
    \\||
     \||
      ~~
        \\_
         \_
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen


       \ (__)
       \\(oo)
  /-----\\\/
 / |    (##)
*  ||----||"
   ~~    ~~
This cow plays bagpipes.


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         ____
        (____)

         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ~~    ~~
   holy cow


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow

                                            (___)
       \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
        \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
     *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
   ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
  ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
            \______/                        \_____\\//
                                             \__/
It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
 It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                             //   //
                                             ^^    ^^

                     (__)
                     (oo)
  /-------------------\/
 / |                 ||
*  ||----------------||
   ^^                ^^
Stretch Cow


        __
     __/o \_
     \____  \
         /   \
        //\   \
__/o \-//--\   \_/
\____  ___  \  |
     ||   \ |\ |
    _||   _||_||
Not cows at all



   This next one shows a guy talking to St Peter.

 ____________________          ____________________
|                    |   ____ |                    |
|  CAN  YOU GIVE ME  |  /    \I  -BUT I CAN ADD A  |
|  ONE GOOD  REASON  | (  NO     PITCHFORK  AND A  |  /\
|  WHY I SHOULD LET  |  \____/I  TAIL TO THAT "GO  | (  )
|  YOU IN?           |        |  TO HELL" ICON.    | _)(_     _
|_______________ .___|        |_____. _____________|~ __ ~-._ \"~-.
                \|                  |/    (_ /~,^ .r~T  T~i. ^.~\ _)
                 `                  '      \ \/ ,^|| |  | ||^. \/ /
              _____                ___ _    Y  /  || |[]| ||  \  Y
   .--.     .^  ,^^\.-.           {___~ )   | Y   || |  | ||   Y |
  / __ \   / ) / -- )_ \           c|..^o   | |   || |[]| ||   | |
 / ( (\ \ /(   ) ,>.| ) \           |c_,|  <| |===||=|  |=||===| |>
  ( ( (\ Y  __ (/ o Y).--^-------.   )_/l  <| |===||=|[]|=||===| |>
   ( ( (\l)/  \    )I | [~~~~~~~\|   `--.\---x.   || |  | ||   | |
 (  ( ( (|Y    Y (  |\| | \ _____\__ _ _/r~)  )\_ ||_|[]|_||_ _| |  _.
   ( \ \ ||    |____>-| |  T   = |.__\\<\`^  ", \~|| |  | || ~ | |"~
  \   \ (\|  '~~ Y____|_I__l_n___|_  / `---c~~^. Y'~^|_.^"`|_.-^-|__,-~
 ( \ ( ( (|      | | |   [=o H .=.]_ `-I~T~Y     |-          __
    ( \ \ l      | | l___[___H____] ~"_| | |    ,t     __  "~  ~"
   \ ( \ \I\     | |[_________H____] / | l_j_.-T |--"~~  ~"-.__,.--"~
    \ \ \ ||`----^-' :\_______H__/   \/|       | |-.._
     (   \|;     :   | |.. .. H.|^,__.-|   :   : |_   _.--~~"--..
        \ |   _  l _ : ||| || H||   __ !   |   ' l "~"  -Row ._  _.-"
         _|,-' ~"-' ~-.L|^.||_H|^-"~  ~"-.    ._  \_.-"~-.__   "~
       "~     ._   __,--.__~~     ~-._     _.   "~~         ~~~"
                ~~"        ~~"        "~~~"


   I`
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(------------------)
|  We are merely   |
|  mildew on the   |
|  shower curtain  |
|    of life.      |
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|                 /
|                /
`---------------'
  o           o



   Here are a few owl pics.

     ___         v             v v              ___
    <*,*>      <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>
    [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']
    -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-
     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl

    ___           ___               _|||_             /_\
   <#,#>         <o-o>              <*,*>            <*,*>
   [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
   -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
  T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

      ___             ___         _____   _
     <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * *
     [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |
     -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
 owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave

   ___
  <*,->
  [`-']
  -"-"-
super owl

    O                                o o
   ___              ___              |_|
  <*,*>            <\,/>            <*,*>
  [`-']            [`-']            [`-']
  -"-"-            -"-"-            -"-"-
 Holy owl       Satanic owld     Martian Owl

   ___              ___              ___   ___
  <-o->            </,\>            <*,*>_<*,*>
  [`-']            [`-']            [`-'___`-']
  -"-"-            -"-"-            --"-----"--
 Tired owl        Sad owl          Siamese owl(s)



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                                 .:AMMO:
                        .:AMMMMMHIIIHMMM.
              ....   .AMMMMMMMMMMMHHHMHHMMMML:AMF"
            .:MMMMMLAMMMMMMMHMMMMMMHHIHHIIIHMMMML.
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|*These opinions are mine*  This .signature is|...!uiuc.edu!jeffo  (UUCP'ish)|
|mine.  Everything you have just read is mine.|  jeffo_uiuc_edu  (ARPA'ish)  |
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| "Earth destroyed by solar flare.  Film at eleven."  The last nightly news. |
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Peter A. Norby - OCF Staff - norby_ocf_berkeley_edu  | If it wasn't for | T |
norby_soda_berkeley_edu     /=====================\  | dissappointment, | M |
clueless_ocf_berkeley_edu   | This Space For Rent |  | I wouldn't have  | B |
disk-hog_ocf_berkeley_edu   \=====================/  | any appointments | G |



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 -- -- ------    --     --       | a better place, with meadows and bunnies
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   Descartes thought an animal,          _     .
   That couldn't talk,                  /##.,.##\          Glyn Hanton
   Couldn't think, or so he taught,    #### ######
   But to summise,                     ###@   @###     glyn_crosfield_co_uk
   My cat thinks otherwise.             ##/ v \##
                                          ` ~ '


 _   _  __  ___ ___ __ __   _   _  _      Michael J. Hoffman
| |_| |/ .\|  =|  =|  V  | / \ | \| |     Encore Computer Corporation
|_| |_|\__/|_| |_| |_|V|_|/_^_\|_|\_|     mhoffman_encore_com
"I am logged in, therefore I am.">



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|                                  |
|         Hello, I am:             |   s.r. prozak           cblanc@pomona.
| -------------------------------- |   philosopher of        claremont.edu
| |          DISTURBED           | |   disorder, chaos,
| -------------------------------- |   depravity, and lust.  Fri18:00/88.7FM
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   . O _    AT&T Computer System Technical Services
   _/=/     South Plainfield, NJ                          ..!att!rick!ahm
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   _/ \_               "Jugglers do it 'til they drop."



This are my opinions, but you too |   ('\__/')  stripes_netcom_com
can have 'em for 5 dollars.       |   `o o ,~(7~7~\~7~7~7~7~/~7~7~\     /~7~)
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I'm going to happydance among the |   V~~V  '/ \ l \ l l l l(  l l |   | |
stars and wear my stripes anyway  |  *mrowl*___/   /     ----     , \_/'/
I want to. -Stripes the tiger (me)|   (,,,)_______/-----(,,,_______\___/



_______________________________________________________________________________
                                    ___________
        Marilyn Cox               @(_)-------(_)         "Ms. ATT"
    COXRL_WKUVX1_WKU_EDU         @   /  ###  \     Reaching out to touch
     122 Riverwood Ave.          @  |   ###   |  more people than any other
  Bowling Green, KY  42103       @ @|_________|      person in America!

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          *_   _   _   _   _   _   _  _   _   _   _   _   _   _ *
  ^       | `_' `-' `-' `-' `_' `_' `' `_' `_' `_' `_' `_' `-' `|       ^
  |       |these opinions R mine!      ish_RLCN_RL_AF_MIL       |       |
  |  (*)  |_   _   _   _   _   _   _  _   _   _   _   _   _   _ |  \^/  |
  | _<">_ | `_' `-' `-' `-' `_' `-' `' `-' `-' `-' `_' `-' `-' `| _(#)_ |
 o+o \ / \0 Sir Geoffrey Isherwood                              0/ \ / (=)
  0'\ ^ /\/ Knight of the Realm  -----  __  ___      ___ _____* \/\ ^ /`0
    /   \ | Keeper of the Flame    | _ /   | | | __ |__    |    | /   \
   /__^__\| Defender of the Faith  ||_|\__ | | |/  \|      |    |/__^__\
    || || | Chaser of the Skirts   ||     \     \__/|      |    | || ||
    || || |                        |    __/         |      | TM.| || ||
____d|_|b_T_____________________________________________________T_d|_|b____
          * (The Perpetually Shrinking Minority of Free Thinkers)



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|  o--o                       o--o           o   o   | Idiot Box, n.:       |
|  |   |                      |   |          |   |   | The part of the      |
|  O--o  o-o o  o  oo o-o     O--o  o-o  oo -o- -o-  | envelope that tells  |
|  |   | |   |  | | | |  |    |     |   | |  |   |   | a person where to    |
|  o--o  o   o--O o-o-o  o    o     o   o-o- o   o   | place the stamp when |
|               |                                    | they can't quite     |
|            o--o           E-MAIL ME AT:            | figure it for        |
|                       bpratt_ux4_cso_uiuc_edu      | themselves.          |
|                                                    | -Rich Hall,"Sniglets"|
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>"I see the light                   :       :    Josh Karabin    :
: at the end of the tunnel now.     :       :DLH Lab Consulant II:
: Someone please tell me            :------------------------------------
: It's not a train."                : from "I see the light" by Cracker.:
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"My sig contains my tiny version of the biohazard symbol."

    (_)    |       *******>  Jay_Daunheimer_mindlink_bc_ca  <********
    /o\    |  "No matter where you go, you'll have to go someplace else" -me
  ( )-( )  |   All opinions expressed are mine. Never mind who I work for.
   MCVII   | "Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes..." -TG

Hmmm ... at first glance I thought it was a female Viking cyclops. :-)



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| Tel:61 33 62 42 (bureau)       | Sterility is hereditary: if your parents
|     617 517 94  (chez moi)     | didn't have children, neither will you.
|________________________________|__________________________________________



_________/\_____/\    /\  __/\  ____________/\  /\______/(>-:-<)\_____/\
\ Chris Farrell   \  /  \/    \/ ____________ \/aka Arhnold MuscleHogger\
/  MACC Operations \/       *   /   .   .   / /    Ruler of Geravik     /\
\   cfarrell_macc_wisc_edu      \          / /___/\  /-----------\  /\_/--\
 \__ cfarrell_picard_cs_wisc_edu/\  .   . /  \__/  \/ /\__/-\__/\ \/ __  _/
*   \___________  .  /\  .  ___/  \______/_/\____/\__/  ()   ()  \__/  \/
 .     .     +  \___/  \___/   \  "We now return you to your own version\
     +     .    .               \________ of reality..." _______________/



   OK, let's finish with another Peanuts cortoon someone posted.  Like in the
opening pic, I added the computer and words.  This time it's Snoopy.

           __-----_.                        ______
          /  \      \           o  O  O   _(      )__
         /    |  |   \_---_   o._.      _(           )_
        |     |            \   | |""""(_   Let's see... )
        |     |             |@ | |    (_ rec.pets.dogs _)
         \___/   ___       /   | |      (__          _)
           \____(____\___/     | |         (________)
           |__|                | |          |
           /   \-_             | |         |'
         /      \_ "__ _       !_!--v---v--"
        /         "|  |>)      |""""""""|
       |          _|  | ._--""||        |
       _\_____________|_|_____||________|_
      /                                   \
     /_____________________________________\
     /                                     \
    /_______________________________________\
    /                                       \
   /_________________________________________\
        {                               }
        <_______________________________|
        |                               >
        {_______________________________|               ________
        <                               }              / SNOOPY \
        |_______________________________|             /__________\
\|/       \\/             \||//           |//                       \|/    |/


   Hope you got a laugh.  That's all for now.  If you are interested in ASCII
art, you can get a copy of my Scarecrow's ASCII Art Archive by ftping to
ftp.mcs.com and cd mcsnet.users/jorn/ascii-art.  The file is called
Scarecrows.aa in Jorn's folder.

   And if nothing has made you laugh so far, here's an extra or two, a couple
of my sigs.


       ___    _    ____    _    ___
      /   \__/ \__/    \__/ \__/   \      "Hey Rocky!
      |          _|@ @ __          |      Watch me pull some intelligence
       \________/ |    | \________/       out of the internet!"
               __/    _/                  "But that trick never works."
              /) (o _/                    "This time for sure."
              \____/                      boba_gagme_wwa_com



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boba_gagme_wwa_com  \ "The Internet is like a hurricane.  One is a big
\   \   \  \  \ \ \\\\  bag of wind, and the other's a weather phenomenon.
 \   \   \  \  \ \ \\\\  But I post anyway since they took away my crayons."



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The Scarecrow's Funnies
This format and compilation as a whole is copyrighted by Glen Robbins.
c1994 Glen Robbins

This archive may be read and distributed non-commercially at no charge.
The art is generally considered public domain, so use it as you want.
I will immediately remove any art that a copyright holder asks be removed.


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